Justice Scalia orders breakfast at the IHOP

(With apologies to Jeff Goldstein....)

WAITRESS: 'Mornin', sir. Ready to order?

JUSTICE SCALIA: Yes, I am.

[Laughter.]

WAITRESS: What'll ya have?

JUSTICE SCALIA: I'll have the blueberry pancakes, with the butter and confectioner's sugar on the side.

[Laughter.]

WAITRESS: Do ya want sausage with that?

JUSTICE SCALIA: Yes, please.

[Laughter.] *