Top ten signs that Sen. Allen's mother is Jewish

Top Ten Signs That Senator George Allen's Mother Is Jewish * *

10. Still calls him "My Georgie."

9. "Senator, shmenator, why couldn't he be a doctor?"

8. Serves ham and cheese on separate plates.

7. Used to make her husband's Redskins team wear sweaters so they shouldn't be cold.

6. Objects to her son's use of "retail politics." Tells him he should buy wholesale.

5. Continues to pack him a lunch "so he won't be hungry."

4. Serves Chinese food on Christmas.

3. Serves Chinese food on Christmas at her winter place in Boca.

2. Picked his campaign slogan: "It would hurt you to vote for him?"

1. Macaca offen yam.