Some advice

Some advice:

1. We're professionals; don't try this at home. Or, for that matter, on your campaign aircraft. It's not funny. Trust me.

2. And while you're at it, don't get caught making a scary face when talking to a child. People will make fun.

3. If you fall for this trick, don't admit it: "The woman had agreed to the man using a video camera to project live images of them having sex on to the bedroom wall, but did not know he was recording the action." The man was acquitted in Italy.