1. We're professionals; don't try this at home. Or, for that matter, on your campaign aircraft. It's not funny. Trust me.
2. And while you're at it, don't get caught making a scary face when talking to a child. People will make fun.
3. If you fall for this trick, don't admit it: "The woman had agreed to the man using a video camera to project live images of them having sex on to the bedroom wall, but did not know he was recording the action." The man was acquitted in Italy.
January 17, 2008