If Barack Obama were Jewish, instead of the Second Coming of Jesus, Part 2

Obama (shouting into his cell phone): But Ma . . . Ma . . . I couldn't . . . I couldn't call you right away . . . Ma . . . I'm sorry you heard it from CBS . . . Ma . . . I couldn't help . . . I couldn't . . . I was giving . . . Ma, please . . . please don't interrupt . . . I was giving my victory speech in Iowa . . . what? . . . I was . . . yes, I liked that tie . . . and . . . and . . . but Ma . . . it didn't . . . Ma . . . it didn't go with the . . . the blue shirt I was wearing and . . . Ma . . . Ma . . . OK, Ma . . . yes, Ma . . . yeah, I'll do that . . . I'll wear it next time . . .