FEMA for kidz rap

I absolutely am not making up this wonderful use of your federal tax dollars. Check out this rap on the FEMA for Kidz web site (complete with music):

Disaster . . . it can happen anywhere,
But we've got a few tips, so you can be prepared
For floods, tornadoes, or even a 'quake,
You've got to be ready - so your heart don't break.

Disaster prep is your responsibility
And mitigation is important to our agency.

People helping people is what we do
And FEMA is there to help see you through
When disaster strikes, we are at our best
But we're ready all the time, 'cause disasters don't rest.

Written and performed by Scott J. Wolfson

This is probably why Michael Brown is no longer head of FEMA.

Hat tip: fee simple.