Carbon fiber equipment

Serious bikers know that with carbon fiber you get durability and, because of the light weight, greater speed. (Not that I would know personally. Kicking butt on a hybrid just means you can whip the casual crowd.)

Anyway, it turns out that the same carbon fiber technology can be used on other, even more important equipment, toilet seats. Motto: "You know how fast a little fiber can make you go." (Finally, a high performance, race ready composite toilet seat.)

I kid you not. And the best part is it's only $229 for the complete lid and seat.