Lazer is a Jewish name, right?

Solomon at solomonia.com posts excerpts from an interview with the commander of Yasser Arafat's presidential guard, Munir al-Zu'bi, in which al-Zubi says that Arafat was killed by poisoning from a laser beam or a handshake or a kiss. Naturally from the Israelis.

As Solomon says, you just can't make this stuff up.