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August 02, 2005

Better safe than whoopie

A bus driver finds a package left behind on his bus that emits a strange noise. Caught up in the counter-terrorism campaign, he calls the police. A bomb? No.

"It was an unattended item, emitting a popping sound," a police spokesman said.

"Just as a precautionary measure, police went and investigated. It's a whoopee cushion," he said.
When they ban whoopie cushions, the terrorists will have won. (Also via