Better safe than whoopie

A bus driver finds a package left behind on his bus that emits a strange noise. Caught up in the counter-terrorism campaign, he calls the police. A bomb? No.

"It was an unattended item, emitting a popping sound," a police spokesman said.

"Just as a precautionary measure, police went and investigated. It's a whoopee cushion," he said.

When they ban whoopie cushions, the terrorists will have won. (Also via Fark.com)