Poor Mike Piazza. He has to fend off accusations that he's gay, so he goes out and marries a former Playboy centerfold model (NY Daily News article is SFW). I dare you to look her up on Google. (Google link itself is SFW, but results are NSFW.)
Meanwhile, pitcher Kris Benson's wife Anna (link probably NSFW) won't stand for playing second fiddle. An interview with her in the New York Post (SFW) provides numerous insights. For example:
Q: With Mike Piazza getting married to a former Playboy Playmate, how does it feel vying for the crown of Baseball's Sexiest Wife?Now this is much better:
A: Mike's fiancee is beautiful and sexy, it gives me more of a reason to work out even harder. Being that Kris and I travel to NYC so often, and have to stay in hotels - its nice to know that a place like New York Sports Clubs has opened its doors to us and I can keep up my sexy figure.
Q: One person in history you would like to meet and why?But maybe this is best:
A: Ronnie Reagan. He was my favorite president of all time. He had a very calm, soothing way about him. I had a lot of respect for the fact that he let his wife be as active as she was and that she did the things that she did.
Q: Three dinner guests?
A: I would pick Nolan Ryan for my husband; I would pick President Bush for me and I would probably pick Brad Pitt so I had my own toy boy.
Q: Best piece of advice either your mother or father gave you?Especially the part about keeping your mouth shut.
A: Keep your legs crossed and your mouth shut. I didn't follow that, but it was good advice.
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