Business idea

So here's my plan.

There's Tofurky, which is "turkey" made from tofu. Someone told me there's also toficken, which would be "chicken" made from tofu.

So I'll get rich by selling "duck" made from tofu. I have just the name for it . . . . And if I marketed a recipe to make this product at home, I can just add "yourself" to the product name.