I'd rather . . .

I almost snorted out my bagel this morning when I read the bumper sticker on the car in front of me: "I'd rather be fighting global warming."

Well, at least it wasn't on an SUV.

The bumper sticker is produced by the Chesapeake Climate Action Network in Takoma Park, MD. Takoma Park is not quite the Berkeley of Maryland, because it's not a college town, but it certainly shares the overheated politics (which is perhaps the real reason for global warming).

My own bumper sticker would read "I'd rather be invading Iran." What would yours say?