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Good news for the Orioles: Governor O'Malley has signed a bill declaring that walking is the official state exercise of Maryland.

Bonus question: Is the official "state" exercise of Ontario jay-walking?

Bonus question number two: After you've partaken of the official state dessert of Maryland, don't you need a somewhat more strenuous form of official state exercise to work it off?

Bonus question number three: Shouldn't corruption be the official state exercise?

Bonus question number four: If the Maryland legislature spent more time passing bills like this, and less time raising our taxes and interfering with our lives, wouldn't we all be better off?