Dave Barry's holiday gift guide -- 2006

Once again, we have Dave Barry's holiday gift guide.

This year's favorites are:

1. A nasal hair trimmer, disguised as a finger, so people will think you're doing something other than trimming your nasal hair.

2. A rubber "toilet monster" that appears when you lift the toilet seat.

3. An electronic message brassiere. I could swear I already linked to this sometime in the past, but I can't find it. (UPDATE: Found it.)

4. The best gift of all is the motorized scooter cooler, a cooler that has a motor and wheels (duh!)