Don't call me old!

I'd give anything to have my father appear in a story like these (via Fark):

• An 83-year-old man who relied on oxygen tubes used his shotgun to scare off two robbers in his house who were forcing his wife to give them money.


• An 87-year-old man flying a plane he had built had to make an emergency landing when his engine died, so he brought his plane down on the southbound lanes of a four-lane highway.

But don't worry. My siblings and I are already working on the plot line.