Gas man

This can't be true, even if it's posted at Drudge.

A MAN has been banned from garages - for sneaking on to forecourts to drink petrol.

Brian Taylor, 36, has been branded a four-star pest for slashing hoses to get at the fuel and terrorising staff and shoppers.

He was pictured on security cameras pouring a drink of unleaded before doing a maniacal dance while high on fumes.

Taylor, who doesn't drive, has been issued with an anti-social behaviour order banning him from all garages in Teesside.

Talk about having gas! Now, here's the best:

He usually went for unleaded but was happy with four star and diesel, police said.

A man of discerning taste.