At the top of their game

The Yankees and the Red Sox and their fans always make their rivalry out to be some sort of epic struggle of good versus evil. But it's becoming clear, in case it wasn't already clear, that it's really a battle of stupid and stupider.

Exhibit A: Yankees outfielder Shelley Duncan signs an autograph for a 10-year-old Red Sox fan. (Check the photo of the kid displaying the autograph.)

But not to worry: The Red Sox are busy with what apparently is a tradition with them, making all their rookies dress in drag. (Link goes to video.)

Both links via Fark.