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April 18, 2006

Doo drops

I found this post from a few days ago at Ace of Spades HQ. There's a product called "doo drops" that's billed as useful for the cloak-and-dagger crowd. The seller's site describes the product thus:

These "special ingredients" are just what you may need in some "special situations". Manufactured under contract by DSG Laboratories to fulfill the occasional unusual operational requirement of CIA and other federal agents, these products are now available for non-governmental sale. Use only with utmost discretion.

Doo Drops look and smell just like real diarrhea. Many useful applications, all of which will be left to your imagination. It's just like a tube of explosive diarrhea, except silent for stealth deployments. It comes in a handy dropper-top squeeze dispenser for rapid, realistic applications. All-natural. SMELLS LIKE CRAP.
As Ace points out, very few products advertise that they smell like crap.

Now, take a look at the name of the company that markets this crap -- I mean, this product: Shomer-Tec. It sells law enforcement and military equipment. Given the name, they just have to be Israelis or yordim (Israeli ex-pats), but I haven't yet found any confirmation of this at the site. Well, at least they didn't name the product "shilshul."*

*If you've never heard of shilshul, please DON'T click here -- if you do, it's at your own risk -- for the game, but you can click here for a halachic angle.