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September 12, 2006

Public service announcement

If you're drunk and driving your car, and the police try to stop you, and you refuse to stop, don't compound your legal problems by running red lights.[1] If you stop at every red light, they may catch you, but you'll avoid unnecessary points on your license.[2] And don't launch into anti-semitic tirades when apprehended.[3]

[1] "Police said that although Grant was speeding, driving drunk and refusing to pull over, he did stop for three red lights."

[2] "In addition to the DWI, Grant was charged with disobeying a police officer, speeding and yellow line violations."

[3] Eh, you know.