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June 27, 2006

Newer and better forms of child abuse

Here's a multiple choice question:

Your father records nearly 400,000 hours of audio and video to document your first three years. He installs "11 omnidirectional fish-eye video cameras and 14 ceiling-mounted microphones to record all activity in his home." He "uses a 5-terabyte disk in his basement to store the data, then deposits it on a 1-petabyte disk" at his office.

Do you:

A) Hate your father for the rest of your life?

B) Spend years in therapy as an adult?

C) Blame this massive invasion of privacy on Bush and leak the plan to the New York Times?

D) All of the above?