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July 18, 2005

B2: An Accident Waiting to Happen

This is why America is going to hell in a handbasket:

When you can go into a store and purchase a "swivel saucer" to better hold your burger, fries and drink WHILE YOU DRIVE, you have seen the beginning of the end of civilization.

I know people eat and drive, talk on the phone and drive, shave and drive, apply lipstick and drive... but creating products to not only enable people to do this more efficiently but in addition to encourage such behavior borders on being an atrocity.

Where will you be, COPCO, when car accidents are on the rise because of morons attempting to eat a double-double while they merge onto the freeway? Where will you be when idiots reach for their drink and slam into a tractor-trailer?

Shame on you, COPCO.

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