Bull

If you're a bull driving a Ram in Maryland, you might want to consider leaving off the fake human testicles from your hitch. * That's the lesson I would draw from this incredibly grotesque story (content warning). (hat tip to this guy)

If you want to read just the one critical paragraph of the grotesque story, and get a link to a video, check below the fold. Just click where indicated.

I can't believe you clicked. Anyway, here's the critical paragraph:

"Fernando Cruz is suffering from two horn wounds of 25 centimeters in length each. One involves the fibers of the abductor muscle and dissects the femoral artery, the other involves the scrotal area and eviscerates both testicles."

And you can get to the video by clicking where it says "VIEW VIDEO" at this link.