Gov. O'Malley: You did what?
Secretary of Corrections: I closed the International House of Pancakes.
Gov. O'Malley: I said the House of Correction!
Secretary of Corrections: I reduced the terms of the waffles, assigned the blueberry pancakes to lower-security breakfast restaurants, and sent the French toast to Virginia and Ohio.
Gov. O'Malley:
Secretary of Corrections: Here! I brought you a Belgian waffle.
March 20, 2007
Another secret closure
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