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October 02, 2008

Sarah Palin answers the 3 a.m. call

(The darkened outside of a house is seen, followed by a shot of a young child sleeping in bed.)

Voiceover: It's 3 a.m., and your children are safe and asleep. But there's a phone on the campaign, and it's ringing. Something's happening in the world.

(Cut away to Sarah Palin picking up the telephone.)

Sarah Palin: Todd? What is it?

(She pauses a second.)

Sarah Palin: Damn it, Todd! It's 3:00 in the morning. Just get that boy's ass out of her room, now! I know he's gonna marry her, but hasn't he caused enough trouble already?

(Cut to John McCain)

John McCain: I'm John McCain, and I approve of getting that boy's sorry ass out of that room.

UPDATE (10/6): Wow, the crew at LGF didn't like this. It's at -14. They must have assumed that I'm some left-wing jerk mocking Palin.