Sarah Palin answers the 3 a.m. call, Part 2

(The darkened outside of a house is seen, followed by a shot of a young child sleeping in bed.)

Voiceover: It's 3 a.m., and your children are safe and asleep. But there's a phone on the campaign, and it's ringing. Something's happening in the world.

(Cut away to Sarah Palin picking up the telephone.)

Sarah Palin: Yes, dear. Um, hmmm. Oh, gosh, he'll burp if you put him on the changing table and push his knees up to his chest. Try it ten times. He'll burp, guaranteed.

(Cut to John McCain.)

John McCain: I'm John McCain and I approve a good, strong burp in the middle of the night.