More anagrams

Last week, I gave you anagrams for Obama-Biden. Now, I'm compelled to give you anagrams for McCain-Palin.

Right off the top, we have:

CALM IN PANIC

For John McCain / Sarah Palin, we get:

MACHO CHAPLAIN JARS INN

If you cheat a little and use McCain's first name, you can get these:

JOHN'S A RACIAL MAN, PINCH
IS JOHN ANARCHIC NAPALM?
CARNAL MANIAC? JOHN'S HIP
JOHN'S ANIMAL CRAP CHAIN

As before, if you come up with better ones, leave them in the comments.