Through the miracle of electronic eavesdropping, we here at Pillage Idiot were privy to a conversation between Joe Biden and the speechwriter he's using to draft his acceptance speech as the vice presidential nominee at the Democratic convention this week in Denver.
Here is a partial transcript.
SW: I do understand, Senator. I see what you're trying to do. But . . .
Biden: Don't "but" me like that, Butthead. I've served in the Senate since before you were born.
SW: Technically, Senator, I don't think . . .
Biden: You don't think, is right. I'm the one who thinks here. Remember that.
SW: What I was saying was, I see what you're trying to do, but you really can't start your speech with "Four score and seven years ago."
Biden: What's wrong with it? Language a little . . . archaic?
SW: No . . .
Biden: Because it wouldn't work for me to say "87 years ago." I mean, try it. "87 years ago, our fathers and mothers brought forth . . ." No, it just wouldn't work.
SW: I realize . . .
Biden: You don't realize anything. Listen to me. I got simultaneous law degrees at Harvard, Yale, and Oxford. I'm the one who realizes.
SW: I realize that, Senator.
Biden: Don't you understand what an important year 1921 was?
SW: Yes, but . . .
Biden: There you go, "but"-ting me again.
SW: But Senator, there are millions of people who will be watching your speech. If you start it with "Four score and seven years ago," people will . . . they'll think . . .
Biden: People don't think. They're like you.
SW: They'll know where that line . . .
Biden: Get this through your thick skull. My IQ is at least two score and ten points higher than yours.
SW: All right, OK. But can't we at least take out the part about dedicating a portion of that field as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives? Please?
August 24, 2008
Joe Biden works with his speechwriter
Posted by Attila at 6:44 PM
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