Air humor

I've flown Independence Air several times this spring, and the absolutely worst part of it is listening to stupid pre-recorded flight instructions from people trying to be funny. And the least funny of all have to be Carville and Matalin. They make me want to get out any way I possibly can, even by being arrested for making a bomb threat. (And then I tell myself that 60 seconds of C and M is less than 60 years in a maximum security federal prison.)

But this attempt at humor by Independence Air isn't all that bad.