(Via Fark.com)
UNION BEACH, N.J. Monmouth County authorities say a nude banker wearing a condom jumped out of the woods and tried to sexually assault an off-duty female police officer who was out for a jog.This creep must have seen an instructional video on how to put it on.
The woman grabbed a can of pepper spray and called police on her cell phone as she chased the man in Union Beach on Sunday.
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