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March 20, 2007

Another secret closure

Gov. O'Malley: You did what?

Secretary of Corrections: I closed the International House of Pancakes.

Gov. O'Malley: I said the House of Correction!

Secretary of Corrections: I reduced the terms of the waffles, assigned the blueberry pancakes to lower-security breakfast restaurants, and sent the French toast to Virginia and Ohio.

Gov. O'Malley:

Secretary of Corrections: Here! I brought you a Belgian waffle.