Winning friends and influencing people

Having dealt with some pro se prisoner litigants in my time, I can appreciate this: A prisoner files a notice of appeal from "the asshole [Judge] Ronald B. Leighton's decision in this matter."

The Legal Reader links to a PDF of the handwritten document, which also includes other dubious language, and to another case, which concerned a "Motion to Kiss My Ass."

(via The Volokh Conspiracy)