Weekly TMI alert

If you are the mother of four and are madly in love with your husband, that is wonderful. It is what we wish for with all married couples who have children.

And, if you are all of the above and feel the need to disclose WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION, then, naturally, you write a column about it for the New York Times Sunday Styles section, forcing the rest of us to become voyeurs. (Forcing? You read it voluntarily. -- Ed. I had to. It was for my readers.)