Power to the people

You know, the next time my power goes out, I'm not going to call PEPCO.

No, I'm going to get right on the horn and call the White House. I'm going to call and demand to speak to the President. Because, damn it, he's the frickin' President of the United States, and it's his responsibility to make sure we have power.

Oh, yeah. And we've run out of eggs, so I'll ask him to bring along a dozen or so.