New Year's linkfest

1. Thank goodness Hanukkah is over. Seven pounds of latkes?

2. Princess Caroline speaks a lot like Uncle Ted. Another version.

3. If even half of this is true, that's one great father who's one tough mutha.

4. Carjack-ee to carjacker: "I'm gonna blow your balls off!" (Warning: turn down sound before clicking; video starts right away.) (via HotAir)

5. Pillage Idiot ranked 10th most politically influential blog (conservative) in Maryland? Hmmm. "Influential" would not be in the first 50 words I'd use to describe Pillage Idiot.