Not really a Hun, but I play one on TV
(Via Fark.com)
UNION BEACH, N.J. Monmouth County authorities say a nude banker wearing a condom jumped out of the woods and tried to sexually assault an off-duty female police officer who was out for a jog.This creep must have seen an instructional video on how to put it on.
The woman grabbed a can of pepper spray and called police on her cell phone as she chased the man in Union Beach on Sunday.
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You, too, can own Pillage Idiot items that only slightly suck eggs. Buy them at the base price in the Pillage Idiot No-Markup Store.
No profit, ever.For the benefit of those who are new to Pillage Idiot, I'd like to offer a selection of my favorites.
Photo Comics (Clinton Division):
Hillary responds to Kate Michelman
Hillary engages in some racial healing
Bill Clinton grabs some contributions for Hillary
Bill Clinton supports Hillary's cleavage
Bill Clinton responds to the New York Times
Bill Clinton agrees to campaign for Obama
Photo Comics (Non-Clinton Division):
Ned Lamont kicks into high gear
General silliness:
Hillary returns from the Chappaqua 7-Eleven
Ron Paul chats with his cocker spaniel
The Inquiring Photographer: Where will you invade?
My conversation with Julie at Amtrak
Top ten signs that Sen. Allen's mother is Jewish
The official "Is Josh Bolten Jewish?" post
Serious posts:
Dealing with John Doe immunity -- UPDATED
Death penalty hanging by a thread
Bill Clinton -- 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7
James Baker -- 2
Nancy Pelosi -- 2, 3
Hillary Clinton -- 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
George Bush -- 2, 3, 4, 5
Samuel Alito -- 2
Harry Reid -- 2, 3, 4
Harriet Miers -- 2
John McCain -- 2
John Roberts -- 2
Hugo Chavez -- 2
Cindy Sheehan -- 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
Condi Rice -- 2, 3
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