John Roberts meets with Democratic senators

"That's right, Judge Roberts. I think a woman has the right to an abortion until the child -- er, fetus -- is THIS BIG."


"I want you to assure me you won't vote with that N-N-N-N-N-Negro, Clarence Thomas, OK, Judge Roberts?"


"Please, God, how in Your infinite wisdom could You have put this man in the Senate?"

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Expose yourself to art

Remember the famous photo of the man flashing a statue? The man would later become mayor of Portland, Oregon.

Art imitates satire. A museum in Austria now is permitting visitors in without fee if they are naked (or wearing a swimsuit only). The excuse? A "midsummer heat wave" and an exhibit called "The Naked Truth," a collection of early 1900s erotic art.

UPDATE (8/1): Now Yahoo posts some photos (natch!). There's one of a guy, too, but you don't want to see it, do you?

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